Oh, oh no.

Why, what is that in my window? Poisonous flying snakes? Been there. Done that.
Ferocious unicorn-lions? Yawn.
Kittens appearing in packs so everyone gets one? Hohum.
Costumes that possess your mind and body? Try harder!

I don't think anything could shock me now.
Wait.
WAIT.
NOW THE WALLS OOZE WITH GREEN SLIME?...Oh, wait. They've ( Read more... )

[Recorded from the doorway.]

I-
What is all of this stuff!?

Is that an ice sculpture?! And flower arrangements ( Read more... )

...All of those strange animals are gone.

Kind of sad, really. I kind of got used to them. I was expecting them to generate an international, multibillion dollar franchise of their likeness any day. Guess they found a better pool.

That said... I know you enjoyed Knox, so, ah... Grell, I found you something and-
[Big sloppy pawprints all over the ( Read more... )

They say March comes in like a Lion, and out like a Lamb, or in like a Lamb, and out like a Lion. But I ask you, what if it's a very docile lion, or a very aggressive lamb? Wouldn't that be a discrimination against species ( Read more... )

There's a grief that can't be spoken.
There's a pain goes on and on.

Empty chairs at empty tables~~

{{ooc: Nozomu's singing a bit of this song here. Cookies to you kids who knew where it was from!}}

...Grell, what exactly is this...

...gigantic box under our Christmas tree? It's shaped suspiciously like a coffin

And ha, ha, decorating my noose with mistletoe, what a jest. To end my pathetic life, I would have to go near it, and thus be trapped. Yet, avoiding it would prolong my life in this miserable world full of war and arson and ( Read more... )

I hate this weather.
I hate this time of year.
I hate how everyone is so cheerful!

Go! Feed your souls away to the capitalist monster! It's all manufactured happiness! I'm going to go prove it to you! I'm going out there right now and-

[recorded sneeze.]On second thought, I'll come educate everyone later. After nice hot soup. And a mug of cocoa. ( Read more... )

This...Is Humiliating.
...
....
Even if it does keep the top of my head warm. And my bottom.

...

THIS IS COMPLETELY LUDICROUS! THIS WHOLE HOLIDAY IS LUDICROUS!!
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE EAT CANDY FROM STRANGERS ANYWAY?!

THAT'D BE LIKE TAKING CORPORATE BUYOUTS FROM THE GOVERNMENT!

{{OOC: Nozomu is so impossibly moe right now, how can you resist him ( Read more... )

[Written all scraggly and wobbly.]

Everyone, I have it!

If we don't sleep, we don't dream, right? Then everyone must simply stop sleeping!

I haven't slept in twoooo weeeekkkthhhhhhh~
Nope, not a wiiink. S'all goood. No scars or blood. Everything is greaaat.

And you can drink allofthecoffeeyouwant!

Mmmm...

...Grell...
I think the earth just moved~
You're amazing...

......
Mmmn...Mmnnnn...

......Grell, I think- ungh... I think we're moving the earth too much...
Wait...

Wait- ow- ...Was that an earthquake?